20 things I hate about this Apartment

1. The previous tenants
2. The tenant upstairs
3. postage stamp-sized kitchen
4. hastily laid brownish-orange carpet
5. Carpenter Ants
6. It's basement level
7. hot & cold fixture is backwards in shower
8. hollow, faux-wooden doors
9. the smell of wet carpet/old cigarette smoke
10. shady installation of ceiling in bathroom
11. kitchen cupboards are high & deep and too small for a box of Bisquick
12. 30 minute walk to civilization from the apartment
13. sensitive smoke alarm
14. little or no natural light
15. kitchen drawers are mismatched & off track
16. paper towel rack was installed directly under a light fixture
17. no kitchen counter space
18. last time it was painted was probably 10 years ago
19. only one of the two locks on the front door has a key
20. Its in Ohio

I have lived in worst places and better places. I once lived in a one room shack with a tiny bathroom behind a bigger house. I lived there with my brothers and my father. We had access to the front house so we had a kitchen. I am not complaining about that. I was a child and I accepted the current way of life. Plus, I was with my family.

I once lived in the living room of a house where I slept on a foam mat and kept my clothes in hutch. Still,not complaining. I had my brothers and I was in California.

I am complaining now because I am an adult. Quite frankly, I am too old for this sh*t. FYI, I have lived in an apartment before because I know everyone is going to say "Well,that's just apartment life for you." Eff you, I bet you live in a house, you lucky bastard.