Thursday, September 25, 2014

Men's Eyes Were Made to Look, and Let them Gaze at My Ugly Lawn

My struggle with yard work is well-documented
Oh no! Nature is in my yard! Control it!

"Toil" is not high on my list of "things I like to do in my spare time." Call me a milennial, call me lazy, call me a bad neighbor, call me un-American, call me a princess, just don't call the city on me about my yard because IDGAF.

When the season turns and people start to gush: "I can't wait to get in that yard! I love being in the yard: weeding and planting!" it makes me shudder. I go outside and do the bare minimum but since the year is winding down the frequency of me going out to work in the yard has dwindled. This led to the front yard being a little shaggier than what's "acceptable."