How to De-Ice a Car with a Butter Knife: A Guide for the Unprepared, Stubborn, or Dumb

Did you hear about the awful ice storm (the one the Weather Channel named "Cleon") that dumped one to three inches of sleet, freezing fog, and God-knows-what-else on Texas earlier this month?

No? Well, here are some links to remind you how horrible it was just in case you forgot, or because you live under a rock. I'll bet you were under that rock because you live in a place with a consistently warm climate and you had to crawl under that rock to get away from all that oppressive heat. I hate you.

The following blog contains my ten step guide for de-icing a car with a standard kitchen utensil: ye olde butter knife.  I hope my guide will be the first one you refer to should you ever find yourself caught unprepared after a freak ice storm.