Aunt Samina's Treasury of Cursory Nursery Rhymes

Last week, or whenever the last time it was I couldn't fall asleep, I rewrote "Oh! Susanna!" This week

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I have taken the liberty to re-write a handful of nursery rhymes (think This Little Piggy Went to Prada) for geeks, nerds, and Internet junkies. 

These rhymes are suitable to sing to your precious angels while you are simultaneously begging them to fall asleep so you can scamper off to play Dwarf Fortress or drink or whatever it is you do in your spare time.

These rhymes may not be factually correct so feel free to correct any misinformation via the comments if you are a geek, nerd or Internet junkie.